Thursday, March 13   8:00 p.m.
Habana Annex Backyard   (708 E 6th St)

There are legends in the making and legends in the taking. And baking.
Vice Cooler is one. What if Kayser Soze was positive? You’d hear all these legends of a disembodied do-gooder spreading smiles and thighs far and wide, Europe, America, soon to take on Middle Eastern climes. Fact: There are no facts.
Fiction: Vice Cooler is a likely name for the product of Mobile, AL. Now of Oakland, CA.
Who is Jason Miller? Not us. Ask someone else. We are tired of deceit. The new album, Dollar And Deed, in case you don’t know the sequence, is the product of a mind set loose on the road, the interior cabin fever of a life on wheels.
Topics : There are as many guests as there are subjects. They appear. They disappear.
Questions: Was Vice Cooler voted sexiest lead singer of 2004 by Prepromag Polls? Was he keeping it real biking down Telegraph on April 8th? Is he a promise keeper? Is he TRULY upping the hunks?
Answers: The rhetorical question is the illogical end to wrap around the mysteries
of the Troof. Beats and samples pile into a sonic salad that will cleanse your guts and leave a fragrant deposit in your earspace. God will cry and his tears will form diamonds that melt unless kept in a freezer to be blended into a Troof smoothie. Mysteries of physics and time are defied by mass levitation, these are living testaments to the Hawnay cult. What do you call a jihad on boredom?